” Ever Wonder? “
Just wondering…do anyone have answers to any of these questions?
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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…ever wonder?
December 1st, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
a: easy to scream when it turn out bad OR it show level of concentration.. the bigger the mouth open the higher the level of concentration
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
a: maybe it could turn to be a ‘cursed’ to the psychic
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
a: because its spell with 11 alphabets?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
a: practice makes perfect?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
a: ’start’ something to stop
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
a: really?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
a: people are in the state of ‘rush’, hour just means the time of people rushing.. get it?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
a: we become animal right activies and tell people animal should eat like we should… even some of the food are more expensive than what we eat!
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
a: humans… nowadays dog food is as healthier as people food.
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
a: so the person who done the injection would not be liable for any infection!
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
a: good point! tell that to Boeing & Airbus..
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
a: dunno
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
a: ever wonder why hamburger does not have ham in it?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
a: dunno
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
a: this is what you get with mathematician with logics math book.
December 10th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Actually, I don’t have the answers, eheh :p That’s the reason I’m asking… Thank you Ihsan!