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]]> By: Mr I http://ciknurina.blog.friendster.com/2006/12/ever-wonder/#comment-2 Mr I Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:01:37 +0000 http://ciknurina.blog.friendster.com/2006/12/ever-wonder/#comment-2 Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? a: easy to scream when it turn out bad OR it show level of concentration.. the bigger the mouth open the higher the level of concentration Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? a: maybe it could turn to be a 'cursed' to the psychic Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? a: because its spell with 11 alphabets? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? a: practice makes perfect? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? a: 'start' something to stop Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? a: really? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? a: people are in the state of 'rush', hour just means the time of people rushing.. get it? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? a: we become animal right activies and tell people animal should eat like we should... even some of the food are more expensive than what we eat! When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? a: humans... nowadays dog food is as healthier as people food. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? a: so the person who done the injection would not be liable for any infection! You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? a: good point! tell that to Boeing & Airbus.. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? a: dunno Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? a: ever wonder why hamburger does not have ham in it? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? a: dunno If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? a: this is what you get with mathematician with logics math book. Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
a: easy to scream when it turn out bad OR it show level of concentration.. the bigger the mouth open the higher the level of concentration

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
a: maybe it could turn to be a ‘cursed’ to the psychic

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
a: because its spell with 11 alphabets?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
a: practice makes perfect?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
a: ’start’ something to stop

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
a: really?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
a: people are in the state of ‘rush’, hour just means the time of people rushing.. get it?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
a: we become animal right activies and tell people animal should eat like we should… even some of the food are more expensive than what we eat!

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
a: humans… nowadays dog food is as healthier as people food.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
a: so the person who done the injection would not be liable for any infection!

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
a: good point! tell that to Boeing & Airbus..

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
a: dunno

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
a: ever wonder why hamburger does not have ham in it?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
a: dunno

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
a: this is what you get with mathematician with logics math book.

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